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Zak & Zara's Cyberspace Adventure - Songs

Below are the songs we'll be learning in our Perform At Home online classes this July and August. Click below for videos of each. 

Space-Age Family

Gonna tell you a story 'bout a family
My son and daughter here
And me makes three
It's an adventure in Cyberspace
But first, let me tell you who we are
Cut to the chase

We are the Space-Age Family (Space Family)
We fly around (fly around)
The galaxy (the galaxy)
Yes, we're the Space-Age Family (Space Family)
So, clap your hands now
C'mon let me see
(So clap your hands now, clap your hands, c'mon let's see)

Hi, my name's Zak, I'm eight years old
I love my mum and sister and I do what I'm told
I always do my homework and I concentrate at school

But the one thing I can't seem to learn's the art of being cool.

We are the Space-Age Family (Space Family)
We fly around (fly around)
The galaxy (the galaxy)
Yes, we're the Space-Age Family (Space Family)
So, clap your hands now
C'mon let me see
(So clap your hands now, clap your hands, c'mon let's see)

I'm one hip chick and Zara's my name
I think tune and chat are where it's at
Yeah, fun is my game
I love my friends and family but I'm growin up fast
I wanna shout, "Hey World, watch out!" I'm gonna have a blast!

We are the Space-Age Family (Space Family)
We fly around (fly around)
The galaxy (the galaxy)
Yes, we're the Space-Age Family (Space Family)
So, clap your hands now
C'mon let me see
(So clap your hands now, clap your hands, c'mon let's see)

It's hard to be a mum in the Space-Age, you know
My children zoom about wherever they want to go
Planet Disco is lovely but I do sometimes think
There are lots of nasty places like that awful Planet Stink

We are the Space-Age Family (Space Family)
We fly around (fly around)
The galaxy (the galaxy)
Yes, we're the Space-Age Family (Space Family)
So, clap your hands now
C'mon let me see
(So clap your hands now, clap your hands, c'mon let's see)?

I'm Chip, the family PC, pleased to meet you I'm sure
I'm your gateway to the worldwide web outside your front door
It's a wonderful world to discover, I know

But just like the real world, please be careful where you go...

?Gonna tell you a story (ooh, yeah a story)
'Bout all these folk ('bout all these folk)
There's lots of songs and scenes (ahh, ahh, ahh, ah)
And the odd bad joke (don't mind a bad joke)
Gonna tell you a story (ooh, ooh, ooh)
How it comes to pass (how it comes to pass)
Wrong things go right (wrong, right)
And it all ends happy at last (happy at last)

We are the Space-Age Family (Space Family)
We fly around (fly around)
The galaxy (the galaxy)
Yes, we're the Space-Age Family (Space Family)
So, clap your hands now
C'mon let me see
(So clap your hands now, clap your hands, c'mon let's see)

Smelly

Me mother always told me to be tidy and polite
Make me bed ev'ry morning and clean me teeth at night
It's not me fault I'm lazy, I'm just a slob at heart
There are things that I do really well
Like sniff (sniff) and burp (burp) and...

I'm just a Smelly, I'm just a Gump
I'm just a belly who lives in a dump (on Planet Stink)
And if you ask me friends what I'm like, they'll prob'ly say
I'm just a smelly lazy lump!

My brain is not the largest, in fact it's pretty small
I've never read a book, I didn't go to school at all
But I got brilliant plans now, one day I'll make the grade
If 'fings go right for me then soon I'll have a maid

I'm just a Smelly, I'm just a Gump
I'm just a belly who lives in a dump (on Planet Stink)
And if you ask me friends what I'm like, they'll prob'ly say
I'm just a smelly lazy lump!

But soon, this dump will look so fine
That Zara girl will sweep and clean and everthing will shine
I only need to catch her and lure her to this place
She'll scrub my back and face, then you'll see I'm

Not just a Smelly, not just a Gump
Not just a belly who lives in a dump
And if you ask me friends what I'm like, they'll still reply
He's just a smelly lazy lump!

I'm not just a Smelly, nI'm ot just a Gump
I'm not just a belly who lives in a dump
And if you ask me friends what I'm like, they'll still reply
He's just a smelly lazy lump!

 

The Golden Rules

Be safe, be smart, be certain from the start
You know you've gotta be safe
Be smart, be certain in your heart!

Come on let's sing, come on let's shout
You mustn't give your details out
Hear what I say, you'll be ok
If you don't give your name or other private stuff away

If you feel unsure then be secure
Tell your mum or dad the score
And the rule that's number one
Even if they're cool and fun
Never, ever... meet up with anyone

Oh the web is an exciting place but when you're in Cyberspace
Sometimes things are not what they seem
So take care who you talk to 'cause it could be they'll stalk you
That's why you follow this scheme

Be safe, be smart, be certain from the start
You know you've gotta be safe
Be smart, be certain in your heart!

Come on, you've gotta be safe (be safe)
Be smart (be smart)
Be certain from the start
You know you've gotta be safe (be safe)
Be smart (be smart)
Be certain (be certain)
In your heart (in your heart)

 

The Space-Age Family
Golden Rules
Smelly
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